She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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