woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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