in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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