He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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