Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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