Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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