she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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