just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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