like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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