so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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