what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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