As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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