I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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