I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Dick very happy bro
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