I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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