How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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