No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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