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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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