Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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