Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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