let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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