Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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