This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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