I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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