if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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