Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
