gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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