I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we're making bets on your personal life
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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