I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
