She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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