I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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