i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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