I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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