Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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