Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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