Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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