Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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