She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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