Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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