Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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