I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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