All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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