no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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