i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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