It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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