Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
