Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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