I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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