super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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