matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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