He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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