I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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