so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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