I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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