jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think your dad took our porno
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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